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the-nothing-maker:

when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes sometimes when my friends call me by pet names or just do the smallest stuff for me like printing things and like… I’m sorry I doubted you naruto you were right all along my friends ARE my heart

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teaboot:

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

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Posted on 7-1-19 + 821 NOTES + (↻)

campfireharvest:

deadonarrival:

deliciouskaek:

c-lov3r:

likeafieldmouse:

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

i csn’t brteath

wat

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When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

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Posted on 7-1-19 + 177382 NOTES + (↻)

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

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Posted on 4-1-19 + 96045 NOTES + (↻)

feverything:

snowmean:

tariqah:

violaslayvis:

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She delivered

So.. Don’t take her advise then

i mean it was “how to murder your husband” not “how to get away with murdering your husband” you get what you pay for

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inabasket:

Hi my name’s Gregory, Greg for short, Grego for medium

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ratprince:

stunglikehell:

zealotarchaeologist:

if you need to waste a large amount of time and you find it satisfying to watch numbers slowly tick up, please play this game about kittens in a catnip forest

my cat civilization has been going for 27 years now. we have developed writing and have friendly trade relations with a caravan of lizards. i’m told you can achieve space travel at some point. it’s amazing.

“you are a kitten in a catnip forest”

yeah okay good

@clitcheese

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Posted on 4-1-19 + 63333 NOTES + (↻)

god-of-whi-ne-and-ti-ts:

lunarspine:

Enneagram and who you should fight

I don’t know if this has been done before and I don’t care because my blog is starving for bad content.

Enneagram 1: honestly fight them, you’ll need to out of frustration and they’ll also need it in order to release their anger out of their Cool and Collected behavior.

Enneagram 2: don’t fight them, just ignore them, much more effettive, they’ll be confused enough to hit themselves.

Enneagram 3: I’m begging you to fight them and I will not hesitate to join.

Enneagram 4: don’t fight them, they’ll turn it around and use the experience to show how much pain makes them stronger and shit like that.

Enneagram 5: they have the power of God and anime on their side but still, fight them, it’s probably an easy win.

Enneagram p6: don’t fight the poor things, they’re already struggling enough just by existing, give them a break. And a hug.

Enneagram cp6: chances are they’re already kicking their own ass, so you’d do them a favour by fighting them. Go ahead.

Enneagram 7: don’t fight them, it’s a waste of time, they’ll probably die at 26 anyway (especially if sp-blind). Watch a good movie instead.

Enneagram 8: if you’re looking for euthanasia then yeah, go ahead.

Enneagram 9: don’t fight them, do you know how much built up anger they have? They will snap, fight the cp6 instead.

4s play victim, and will either turn it around on you and somehow make you a terrible person, or mid fight they’ll get a sudden rush of empathy and decide they care about you.

There is no in between

Posted on 4-1-19 + 103 NOTES + (↻)

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

beejohnlocked:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

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Posted on 4-1-19 + 1099679 NOTES + (↻)